The Spot

Let me ask you something: when you see a Lord of the Rings preview, who seems sexiest: the knights, the wizards, the hobbits or the *elves*? I've had a thing for elves for quite a while now. The first time this manifested itself was playing Warcraft II. You could click on them and they'd *talk*. Very sexily.
And they're soooo pretty. Pretty without being effeminate. Overly effeminate, anyway.
The human knights, on the other hand, are just dirty. Gross. And they seem pretty stupid too.
If you answer hobbits, you're a pedophile. Just so's you know.
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